We are a conglomerate of International Hot Dog vendors from Boise, ID that discovered the path to enlightenment through a series of secret methods learned through an ancient desert cult during a temple burning ceremony. The first step of this transformation is to open a portal to another dimension by building ‘The Astral Conduit’ and using cutting edge light programming fused with magic and music. The second step is to writhe and gyrate in a rhythmic pattern until your molecules bind with this portal to achieve ‘The Cosmic Rapture’ at which point you will ascend to a level of bliss you have never experienced. Meet us at the Trash Fence.
Not That Jennifer