Why do we care about a disturbed clown named Ronald Osborne? A clown who’s convinced he traveled through a wormhole in the time-space continuum from the 1970’s with a band of Monsanto mutants named Slayer MacCheeze, Grimalice and the Cat Burglar? Because they are here to save us from the disastrously decayed synthetic state of music and sustenance! THAT’S WHY! Mixing raucous comedy with borderline-horrific theatrics, the only thing more petrifying than the impending health problems resulting from years of overeating fast food is a MAC SABBATH show. The gruesome foursome was recently seen performing their song, “Sweet Beef,“ for the Prince Of Darkness™ himself, Ozzy Osbourne on the American idiot box. MAC SABBATH puts on a multimedia stage show complete with a smoking grill, laser-eyed clowns, bouncing burgers and many more magical surprises! Basically, everything a theatrical rock show consumer has been jonesing for.
On the heels of the release of their first POP-UP book, Drive Thru Metal, (containing a secret vinyl surprise!) Mac Sabbath hits the road on their first, and perhaps last, US tour since the apocalypse. This ground (beef) breaking release is a feast for the senses as the four members of MAC SABBATH take fans on a journey through a dystopian fast-food world polluted by its own waste. This innovative hybrid pop-up book, Drive Thru Metal, features illustrations by Gris Grimly, well-known for his darkly whimsical children’s books and the upcoming Guillermo del Toro film adaptation of his Pinocchio book. Whether or not the MAC SABBATH release will be available at the venues is still a mystery so be sure to pre-order now to reserve a copy of this piece of Drive Thru Metal history! Or if you’re ready for a real life pop up experience, strap on your bib for the fall 2021 “POP-UP-DRIVE-THRU” tour!
Supersuckers
“You’ve heard our name, you’ve seen our records, our t-shirts and our stickers. We’re probably the favorite band of someone you know and yet maybe we’re still a mystery to you. Well my friend, that’s okay, you’re at the right place to get to know the greatest rock-n-roll band in the world, The Supersuckers.
And the next time you see the ‘Supersuckers’ name, whether it’s in the record store, online somewhere, or on the marquee at your local rock club, know that there’s some quality, honest, ass-kicking, hard working individuals behind it all trying to make your life a little better through the “Evil Powers Of Rock-n-Roll” (and the occasional detour into the country music, of course) and we’d love nothing better than to have you there with us as! Just remember to wear clean underwear, ‘cuz we’re gonna rock the pants right off of you!”
– Eddie Spaghetti, The Supersuckers
Cardiac Drift
The musicians in Cardiac Drift spent years playing in separate bands around the Pacific and Intermountain Northwest. It was only a matter of time before the group, consisting of Timber (vox), Daniel (bass), Ren (drums), and Steve (guitar), would find their way together. The diverse musical influences and passion for creating, resulted in a heavy, post-grunge sound with broad appeal. Each member brings a unique musical aesthetic to the band and over the years, has grown comfortable jumping genres and blending influences.
