(San Diego, CA) Products of Park Village Elementary School, guitarist Andrew Harris, singer/drummer Daniel Cole, and bassist Dennis Moon grew up side by side, witnessing all of each other’s awkward years. They harnessed that unbreakable bond into a sick cover of “Gravity” by John Mayer that every parent at their middle school graduation fucked with hard. A bunch of years later, and Kenzo Mann joins the fold, bringing hot synths and hot guitar. They stop playing “Gravity” and write their own songs. Their old fanbase of parents say they’ve changed. It’s okay. The kids love the new songs about whatever Daniel’s deal is. Every song they record soon becomes a #1 single. They exclusively tour the planet Earth, citing the crowds on Mars being “wack”. Although now drowned in money and fame, the four haven’t forgotten their roots — they humbly sleep in the same bed like the grandparents from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory.
Sports Coach
Sports Coach grew out of a purple paste-like substance that was launched into deep space by NASA in 1983. Once Sports Coach had grown to a reasonable size of 7 foot 11 inches he swam through space back to Earth where he took up residence in Ojai, California. When not coaching his team of off-road pickup truck drivers, Sports Coach loves to “cool-out”, “kick-back”, and “ride-the-wave” with fellow residents at his retirement home.